Black Friday Blues
Like 99.9% of all artists out there, I do have a day job. If you are like me, that day job involves working with the public. And let’s be honest, the public is essentially a pack of flesh-eating zombies who believe that your whole existence is to serve their needs and grovel at their feet. Of course, Black Friday only makes the job more hellish.
Yet, fear not for I have designed a way to defend yourself against the slack-jawed masses!